The Key

((sigh)) OK.
I'm gonna try to get everyone caught up AND make a name key. Several people have requested that I explain who everyone is a little better to help them keep up, so I'm gonna try!

Perhaps I should make the key first...

Here they are, up to date, in alphabetical order.

1. Addy - Jayme's best friend who lives in Austin and is NOT 21.
2. The Albanian - Bartender/manager at my bar who I made out with once when we were drunk.
3. Alli - Bartender at work, about 30, and a real smartass.
4. Alyssa - One of my best friends, also cocktails at my bar.
5. Andrew - Old friend from HS that I recently started catching up with. Friends with Hot Dereck.
6. Austin - The last guy I actually dated. Was super sweet at first until he turned into a total douche bag. Brought me to a wedding and then ditched me for another girl.
7. Bethany - Bartender at work, super cool, and new friend who I've been going out with a lot lately
8. Billy - Guy from the bar next door whom I briefly dated. Met on the bus at the employee trip. Was very sweet at first, but doesn't play well with others when drunk, and gets very dramatic.
9. Blinn - Owner/manager of my bar, super cool dude, and crazy when drunk.
10. Cecilia - One of my best friends. I was the MOH in her wedding and she just had a baby about 2 months ago!
11. Dee - Good friend Melissa's little sis
12. DJ - The DJ at my work who's pretty much ALWAYS there, whether he's working or not.
13. Dustin - Not-so-new-anymore door guy at work.
14. Emma - We were best friends all through school, but have drifted apart in recent years.
15. Eric The Skeaze - Guy I met out one night, who I still frequently run into. We've made out a few times, but he's obviously, a skeaze.
16. Evan - Super good friend from high school who I am going to NY with, and we sorta hooked up once when we were drunk.
17. Frank - Bartender at work who I am about to move in with.
18. Gavin - Door guy at work who is super hot and I've always had a crush on.
19. Gill - Former door guy at work. We played poker at his house once.
20. Hot Dereck - My latest crush! Met at his bar, works in midtown, but apparently he's bad news.
21. Izzie - One of my best friends since HS. Married and lives in Austin.
22. Jayme - Waitress/bartender at work who I've recently started going out with. Kinda crazy, but tons of fun!
23. Jenna - My cousin and also one of my best friends! Moved here from Austin about a year ago, and we hang out quite often.
24. John - Door guy at work who I met at the employee outing. Kind of quiet, but very sweet and very smart. I'm still trying to figure him out...
25. Johnny - Acoustic guitar player at work on the weekends. He usually hangs out when we play poker.
26. Josh - Cute bartender in Austin that I had a fling with.
27. Kristin - Former waitress at work who The Model gave his number to.
28. Mark - Bartender/manager at work who is badass at dancing! Especially to Michael Jackson songs.
29. May - Bartended with her at my last job and we used to be really great friends until she started dating Shady, her really sketch Asian mafia boyfriend. Then she pretty much changed personalities...
30. Megan - Good friend from HS who recently got married and bartends at my bar.
31. Melissa - One of my newest best friends. We went to HS together, but didn't become friends until we double dated with Mitchell and The Model.
32. Misty - Bartender at work, and girlfriend of owner/manager, Mr. S.
33. Mitchell - The Model's cousin who briefly dated Melissa.
34. The Model - THE HOTTEST GUY EVER. Met in HS while working together at the mall. We've hooked up a few times, but he continues to screw me over and I continue to pine after him...((sigh))
35. Mr. P. - Original owner of my bar, the brains behind the business! Very intimidating guy, but super cool once you get to know him.
36. Mr. S. - General manager of my bar. Super cool to hang out with after hours, has been dating bartender, Misty for about 5 years.
37. Nick - Bartender at work. Big antagonist, but overall a cool, funny guy.
38. Paul - My cousin who recently got out of rehab for cocain addiction. Recently been spotted in midtown partying.
39. The Psycho - My last serious relationship. Crazy, abusive, controlling, the reason I don't trust men.
40. Rikki - Best friend from HS. Married and lives in Seattle.
41. Rob - Cecilia's husband.
42. Shady - May's asshole of a boyfriend. I bet he has a lot of skeletons in his closet. REAL ones!
43. Shane - Good friend I met through Izzie, Megan and Rikki. Lives in Austin, currently single and so much fun to go out with! I usually crash with her when I go to Austin.
44. Sophie - MY BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD! My sister!
45. Tina - New bartender at my job who I worked with previously and don't really like.
46. Todd - One of my best guy friends. Known eachother since 2nd grade. If he didn't always have a girlfriend, I would totally date him because he is literally the perfect man. It just took me too long to figure that out... And he is going to play football for the NFL. Seriously. He's being scouted.
47. Valerie - Waitress/bartender at work. Kind of a bitch actually. I don't really like her that much.
48. Vette Guy - TROUBLE. The douche bag I dated for a while who drove a Corvette (until he totaled it), thought he was God's gift to women, and had the mentality of a 17 year old.

Ok that pretty much sums up the list! And boy did that take a while! I think I'm gonna have to get back to you guys on what's been goin on. It's been a hectic couple of days...

Mitch Of The Day:
"I'm an ice sculptor. Last night I made a cube."