Monday, April 2, 2012

2 Pump Chump

I got stuff to write about but I'm really tired, so I'm just gonna write about the important stuff for now...
Had Sunday Funday with Abbie and another girl from work, Kris, and my roommate (the cool one, not Dane).
Ended up at Bill's house afterwards. We finally hooked up. For like...5 seconds. I mean that. Literally. He put it in for 5 seconds, I didn't really feel ANYTHING cuz his penis is small, and then he GOT UP off the bed, and went rifling through his closet. He said he needed to find his condoms and put them back in his night stand, because he moved them all when his family came to visit. All I could think about was Brazil and how great the sex was with him, and how I really wasn't ready to be having sex with Bill, but it was too late to turn back. Plus, I'm not even really sure if I should count that. I mean it was like the dictionary definition of a 2-pump chump. WTF?! I did NOT know those really existed. And then of course he was really...irritable afterwards cuz he was embarrassed. And at first, I was just really confused, like, "did the condom break? is something the matter? what's going on? why is he leaving????" cuz it had been like 30 seconds!! And then I thought, "Well surely he must be coming back so we can finish" but when he came back, he was wearing his shorts? WT?F!!
I definitely won't be talking to Bill again. ((Sigh)) I hate to say it but...I miss Brazil. For the first time since our last conversation.


http://sweetcanadian.blogspot.com/ said...

Don't miss Brazil just because you miss the sex. He treated you like a piece of meat, do not forget that. He lied to you & more than once.

People say size doesn't matter but it does, you have to at least enjoy the sex. That was pretty messed up, at least he could have said something rather than leaving you hanging.

lauraperkins said...

GAH!!! So he came inside you and then pretended that he had to find condoms? What a putz... Sorry honey :(

Ashley said...

That sounds terrible.

That being said, it probably wasn't the right time to have sex with Bill anyway.

I totally would not count that on my list of sex partners! 5 seconds does not a sex tryst make.